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fingernails.

Tuesday. 7.3.12 5:46 pm

my fingernails are quite long.

it's strange, i always seem to miss that "in between" part where my fingernails are just kind of long, and skip straight to the super long gross fingernails that must be clipped.

and so, i shall clip them.

i am learning Dirty Paws on the ukulele. actually, i'm just teaching myself it. i can mostly play it, but i can't sing the lyrics and play it. the riff is a bit complicated, and seeing as i'm not a real musician, coming up with a way to play it is quite difficult.

okay, i'm going to go clip my fingernails. bye.

3 Comments.

I was very afraid this was going to be a post about how you accidentally ripped some fingernails off, so I'm glad you just need a trim.
» randomjunk on 2012-07-03 08:56:32

I haven't either, but I feel like that's usually why people bring fingernails up on the internet and it never fails to freak me out.
» randomjunk on 2012-07-04 12:53:49

Wait what
» randomjunk on 2012-07-05 11:02:55

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