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nutang sonnet.

Friday. 6.18.10 11:09 am

at the quick request of zanzibar, i wrote a little nutang sonnet.

I wait until the clock strikes half-past eight,
To sit myself upon my little nest,
Of wood, and pens, and coins, and paperweights,
Awaiting all the sinners and the blessed.
But lo! What lurks beyond the distant coast?
My eyes gaze out from my building’s glass doors.
Behind the sea, an island, Dave did boast.
So I, and others, swim to meet its shores.
I rub my face, removing salt and sand,
To meet the sun and the fresh coconuts.
And then it happened, as I went to stand,
Baboons emerged from their large grassy huts.
They took our hands in hopes that they could show,
How to learn to know what there is to know.

it's alright. now it's your turn to write a sonnet about nutang. how did you end up here?

4 Comments.

Augh, you did it anyway. XD
I shall write a haiku because I'm off my rhythm trying to write iambic tonight.

I joined because my
boyfriend at the time told me
I would like it here.

THE END.
» Unicornasaurus on 2010-06-18 09:33:22

'Twas Christmas Eve, and I, only fourteen
Had never heard of Nutang 'fore that night,
But as I browsed through Xanga, on the screen
I saw a little text ad to the right.
"Get paid to blog!" it said in bright green font,
And when I clicked, it took me to a map.
It loaded slowly, for I was in want
Of DSL, since my dial-up was crap.
I was quite curious (no use lying),
Especially with money as the bait
And therefore, though not for lack of trying
Until Christmas Day I just couldn't wait
I chose randomjunk as a username
After my Cbox module called the same

My story is pretty unexciting.
» randomjunk on 2010-06-18 09:49:39

I actually don't know what got me here.
I think it it was an internet search for "free blog" or something. At the time I was just signing up for whatever blog service (including too many livejournal-alikes).

But that mayorprobablynot end up in a sonnet.
» invisible on 2010-06-21 11:02:25

Woo... nice... I'm gonna try doing one soon. Is there like rules for this?

Re: I can't remember the first two installments, but I have to say this one is nice
» Nuttz on 2010-06-22 08:58:04

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