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Monday. 4.19.10 8:52 am

i showed up to work today, and tumbleweeds passed by my feet.

"where is everyone?" i exclaimed.

"they're gone..." said the receptionist, "they're all gone..."

"what?!" i yelled, "where are they?"

the receptionist went on to explain that two of my colleagues were off doing krav maga training, while the other two were on a boat somewhere in the carribean.

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...alright this is a little more dramatic than what is really going on. my assistant manager and other customer service rep are out at customer service training, while the other customer service rep took a vacation day, as well as my manager.

so i'm the only one here today that can deal with customer problems and opening new accounts, stuff like that. great.

no, really, it's okay. i didn't want to take lunch or use the bathroom today anyway.

5 Comments.

That sucks
» lyndeep on 2010-04-19 09:50:47

This is dumb...
But I've already expressed my frustrations on the matter.
If you have to go to the bathroom just pee your pants....maybe they'll let you go home...?
» SporadicFunk on 2010-04-19 10:21:28

Re: Then its just DOUBLY dumb!

» SporadicFunk on 2010-04-19 01:02:55

hey! I feel that way sometimes ... except that all my coworkers are still at work. they just don't do shit. sadly enough, I've gotten used to it.
» LostSoul13 on 2010-04-19 05:24:57

Eh, it was mostly what I expected. But I can't say I didn't enjoy it.
» middaymoon on 2010-04-19 08:26:41

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