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what i've* compiled here is an ellaborate thesis on gaston from disney's "beauty and the beast." i hope you enjoy it. ---------- THE GASTON THESIS “When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. Now that I’ve grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a barge!” -Gaston Gaston is a lad from the time he eats whole foods until 20, when he is no longer a teen. 20 years – 3 years = 17 elapsed years 4 dozen * 12 eggs (1 dozen) = 48 eggs per day 48 * 364.25 (days per year) = 17484 per year 17484 * 17 years = 297228 eggs in 17 years Let us assume Gaston is 30 years old. He now eats five dozen eggs every morning. 30 years – 20 years = 10 elapsed years 5 dozen * 12 eggs (1 dozen) = 60 eggs per day 60 * 364.25 (days per year) = 21855 per year 21855 * 10 years = 218550 eggs in 10 years 297228 eggs + 218550 eggs = 515778 eggs in 27 years Gaston has eaten roughly 515778 eggs by the time he is thirty. Let us assume one dozen eggs cost about 2 dollars. 515778 / 12 = 42981.5 dozen eggs 42981.5 * 2 = 85963 dollars Gaston has spent approximately $85963.00 on eggs alone in his lifespan. The linear equation for the amount of eggs Gaston eats after he is 30 years old is: y = 515778 + 21855x x = years y = number of eggs To find when Gaston reaches one million eggs: 515778 + 21855x = 1000000 21855x = 1000000 – 515778 x = (1000000 – 515778) / 21855 x = 22.156 (approximately) To make up for the first 30 years, 30 must be added to x. x + 30 = 52.156 When Gaston reaches fifty three years old, he has consumed at least one million eggs. ---------- believe it. cheers, sank *mike (rip-tie-prophecy) contributed. Recommended by 11 Members 15 Comments. I love it! I thought I was the only one who did these types of things! This is just great! I am crying it is so beautiful! » stlcardsgal86 on 2007-03-21 12:41:43 haha, this is interesting » LostSoul13 on 2007-03-21 12:51:20 Lol! I've never liked that guy.. But one thing I know is that his muscles are still useless. » Nuttz on 2007-03-21 12:59:04 A nitpick, I know, but a year is 365.24 days, which would make the linear equation: y = 517179.84 + 21914.4x and thus, his 1000000th egg would be consumed by 12 days after his 52nd birthday. What's REALLY disgusting, when you think about it, is that each egg averages 76 Calories hard-boiled (92 Calories fried!), so if he eats 5 dozen hard-boiled eggs a day, he is consuming 4560 Calories right there. And each egg yolk contains a little more than 200 mg of cholesterol (2/3 of the recommended daily allowance), so he consumes 12000 mg of cholesterol daily from eggs alone, coming out to 40x (!!!) his recommended daily cholesterol intake. » ranor on 2007-03-21 01:30:49 haha you ass...how dare you not include my name on this brilliant thesis!? hell will be paid... » Rip-Tide-Prophecy on 2007-03-21 08:46:52 niiice. you guys have way too much time on your hands. but it's still awesome...i like it atleast. » nickalinkos on 2007-03-22 11:32:24 haha, wow. why in the world would someone write something like this? now I want some eggs. though I don't especially care for them that much. =P » invisible on 2007-03-24 10:23:45 I have a headache after reading that post. Too many numbers! :D I've always imagined Gaston dying of salmonella poisoning from raw eggs. » little-b on 2007-03-26 12:49:54 haha i love it. only you and mike would think of this! » GooseGirl on 2007-03-26 11:51:58 RE: Beauty and the Beast ...One more thing to keep me up at night. ^_~ » Noacat on 2007-03-29 09:22:54 lol, awesome!!! » Richard (208.181.90.67) on 2007-04-01 05:36:22 It is an amusing phrase This topic is simply matchless cheap tobacco I congratulate, your opinion is useful cheap xanax Logical question phentermine 37.5 mg And where at you logic? buy adipex I consider, that you are not right. buy cheap ambien 3206cd » Ned (60.217.248.149) on 2010-09-03 11:54:18 What words... super, a brilliant idea So happens. We can communicate on this theme. order ultram Anything especial. how do i get prescribed xanax Yes, it is solved. cheap xanax online You are not right. I am assured. Let's discuss. xanax american express Thanks for council how I can thank you? xanax sr 783450 » Curt (212.158.128.80) on 2011-06-08 06:34:31 What from this follows? Bravo, seems remarkable idea to me is buy xanax bars Your answer is matchless... :) order seroquel There is something similar? cheap tramadol Idea shaking, I support. buy adderall online It is remarkable, this amusing message buy ambien online 8345062 » Les (118.174.0.155) on 2011-07-10 04:30:06 How much more you can underline the attractive things in this world. Go to the website cialis samples cialis free cialis free cialis free trial » cialis free sample (109.162.120.191) on 2015-12-08 02:01:15
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